If your presence doesn’t make an impact, your absence won’t make a difference. 

It's those 3 words that saved my life... mum: I bought food

*makes text post*
*doesn’t post because its not funny enough for tumblrs standards* 

I don’t get why people use the word “dog” as an insult, I like dogs more than humans.

pizza shop: how many pizzas do you want?
me: how many do you have?

Countries without mi goreng I feel sorry for you. 

Every time I yawn my dog yawns. 
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

I never get sick in winter. luvs it

You know those parents that only let their kids on the computer for like 1 hour a day?
I don’t get it. 

I spend 25 hours a day on the internet .